Without a doubt, having and maintaining a good contagious sense of humor is excellent and quite a complicated task, due to the rush of our daily lives. Whenever we can do something to motivate ourselves, it is very welcome. The sound of laughter is much more contagious than any other.
You can believe it and bet on it! Moreover, when laughter is properly shared with friends and family, for example, it unites people and increases happiness and intimacy. Laughter also triggers healthy physical changes in the body. Still, all the humor and laughter strengthen your immune system, increase your energy, reduce pain, and protect you from the harmful effects of stress.
But Juan, is all of this just to start an article and tell some jokes? Yes, young padawan!
JOKES WITH QUESTIONS
* Why did Mario Bros go to the psychologist?
A: Because he was going through a tough phase.
* Why are there three trampolines on the ship?
A: For the crew.
* Do you know what the funniest place in the world is?
A: The henhouse, because there are a lot of jokes there.
* Why does the elephant wear green glasses?
A: So he can see GREEN closely.
* What’s the name of the car that shows it’s going to rain?
A: Black Celta.
* What did the Terminator say to the IT technician?
A: Install Vista, baby!
* Why was Batman arrested?
A: Because he Bat-carried.
* Do you know what the frog said to Bob Marley?
A: Reggae Reggae.
* Why does the cat meow at the moon but the moon doesn’t meow back at the cat?
A: Because AstroNoMia.
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* Have you ever lived in the United States?
A: Marilyn lived there.
* Who invented light and what did they get?
A: A brilliant idea.
* Which state wanted to be a vehicle?
A: Sergipe.
* What person doesn’t see but loves games?
A: SEGA.
* What does the dog PI do?
A: PI barks.
* Which animal do we have in our body?
A: A mustache.
* Why does salt tell you to shut up?
A: Because it’s coarse salt.
* What’s the food that turns on and off?
A: Stroganoff.
* Why isn’t the anthem backwards still the anthem?
A: Because it’s going back.
* What’s an old woman without a clock?
A: A lady!
* How do you keep your bike from running away?
A: Buy a Yamaha.
OBJECTIVE JOKES
* “I want Cake,” said Nour.
* I’m John, and I’m Leno.
* If I don’t eat, Google Chrome.
After laughing a bit with the jokes above, how about learning more about the benefits of laughter? When you’re happy with yourself, it makes you keep your body relaxed. A good laugh relieves physical tension and stress, leaving your muscles relaxed for up to 45 minutes afterward.
Still, your precious laughter stimulates the immune system and also reduces the release of stress hormones while increasing the number of immune cells and antibodies that fight infections, thus improving your resistance to diseases. Laughter triggers the release of endorphins, chemicals associated with the body’s well-being. Pretty cool, right? #LetsLaughA Lot
I hope I helped with the article!
Share your jokes in the comments! 😀
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