{"id":1992,"date":"2018-08-07T01:40:53","date_gmt":"2018-08-07T04:40:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/3.238.148.255\/?p=1992"},"modified":"2025-04-19T03:46:57","modified_gmt":"2025-04-19T02:46:57","slug":"como-algunas-bromas-para-alegrar-tu-dia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.juandesouza.com\/es\/others\/como-algunas-bromas-para-alegrar-tu-dia\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00bfQu\u00e9 tal algunos chistes para alegrarte el d\u00eda?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Without a doubt, having and maintaining a good <strong>contagious sense of humor<\/strong> is excellent and quite a complicated task, due to the rush of our daily lives. Whenever we can do something to motivate ourselves, it is very welcome. The sound of laughter is much more contagious than any other.<\/p>\n<p>You can believe it and bet on it! Moreover, when laughter is properly shared with friends and family, for example, it unites people and <strong>increases happiness and intimacy<\/strong>. Laughter also triggers healthy physical changes in the body. Still, all the humor and laughter strengthen your immune system, increase your energy, reduce pain, and protect you from the harmful effects of stress.<\/p><div id=\"juand-2765687151\" class=\"juand-content juand-entity-placement\"><script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-8944986240478060\"\r\n     crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script>\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n style=\"display:block; text-align:center;\"\r\n data-ad-layout=\"in-article\"\r\n data-ad-format=\"fluid\"\r\n data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-8944986240478060\"\r\n data-ad-slot=\"9601515663\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<br\/><\/div>\n<p>But <strong>Juan<\/strong>, is all of this just to start an article and tell some jokes? Yes, young padawan!<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><u>JOKES WITH QUESTIONS<\/u><\/p>\n<p><strong>* Why did Mario Bros go to the psychologist?<\/strong><br \/>\nA: Because he was going through a tough phase.<\/p>\n<p><strong>* Why are there three trampolines on the ship?<\/strong><br \/>\nA: For the crew.<\/p><div id=\"juand-1802589444\" class=\"juand-content_2 juand-entity-placement\"><script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-8944986240478060\"\r\n     crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script>\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n style=\"display:block; text-align:center;\"\r\n data-ad-layout=\"in-article\"\r\n data-ad-format=\"fluid\"\r\n data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-8944986240478060\"\r\n data-ad-slot=\"9601515663\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<br\/><\/div>\n<p><strong>* Do you know what the funniest place in the world is?<\/strong><br \/>\nA: The henhouse, because there are a lot of jokes there.<\/p>\n<p><strong>* Why does the elephant wear green glasses?<\/strong><br \/>\nA: So he can see GREEN closely.<\/p>\n<p><strong>* What\u2019s the name of the car that shows it\u2019s going to rain?<\/strong><br \/>\nA: Black Celta.<\/p>\n<p><strong>* What did the Terminator say to the IT technician?<\/strong><br \/>\nA: Install Vista, baby!<\/p>\n<p><strong>* Why was Batman arrested?<\/strong><br \/>\nA: Because he Bat-carried.<\/p><div id=\"juand-4149110713\" class=\"juand-content_3 juand-entity-placement\"><script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-8944986240478060\"\r\n     crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script>\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n style=\"display:block; text-align:center;\"\r\n data-ad-layout=\"in-article\"\r\n data-ad-format=\"fluid\"\r\n data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-8944986240478060\"\r\n data-ad-slot=\"9601515663\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<br\/><\/div>\n<p><strong>* Do you know what the frog said to Bob Marley?<\/strong><br \/>\nA: Reggae Reggae.<\/p>\n<p><strong>* Why does the cat meow at the moon but the moon doesn\u2019t meow back at the cat?<\/strong><br \/>\nA: Because AstroNoMia.<\/p>\n<p>[sc name=&#8221;anuncio_dentro_do_post&#8221;]<\/p>\n<p><strong>* Have you ever lived in the United States?<\/strong><br \/>\nA: Marilyn lived there.<\/p><div id=\"juand-2691508469\" class=\"juand-content_4 juand-entity-placement\"><script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-8944986240478060\"\r\n     crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script>\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n style=\"display:block; text-align:center;\"\r\n data-ad-layout=\"in-article\"\r\n data-ad-format=\"fluid\"\r\n data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-8944986240478060\"\r\n data-ad-slot=\"9601515663\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<br\/><\/div>\n<p><strong>* Who invented light and what did they get?<\/strong><br \/>\nA: A brilliant idea.<\/p>\n<p><strong>* Which state wanted to be a vehicle?<\/strong><br \/>\nA: Sergipe.<\/p>\n<p><strong>* What person doesn\u2019t see but loves games?<\/strong><br \/>\nA: SEGA.<\/p>\n<p><strong>* What does the dog PI do?<\/strong><br \/>\nA: PI barks.<\/p><div id=\"juand-4064977321\" class=\"juand-content_5 juand-entity-placement\"><script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-8944986240478060\"\r\n     crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script>\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n style=\"display:block; text-align:center;\"\r\n data-ad-layout=\"in-article\"\r\n data-ad-format=\"fluid\"\r\n data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-8944986240478060\"\r\n data-ad-slot=\"9601515663\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<br\/><\/div>\n<p><strong>* Which animal do we have in our body?<\/strong><br \/>\nA: A mustache.<\/p>\n<p><strong>* Why does salt tell you to shut up?<\/strong><br \/>\nA: Because it\u2019s coarse salt.<\/p>\n<p><strong>* What\u2019s the food that turns on and off?<\/strong><br \/>\nA: Stroganoff.<\/p>\n<p><strong>* Why isn\u2019t the anthem backwards still the anthem?<\/strong><br \/>\nA: Because it\u2019s going back.<\/p>\n<p><strong>* What\u2019s an old woman without a clock?<\/strong><br \/>\nA: A lady!<\/p>\n<p><strong>* How do you keep your bike from running away?<\/strong><br \/>\nA: Buy a Yamaha.<\/p>\n<p><u>OBJECTIVE JOKES<\/u><\/p>\n<p><strong>* &#8220;I want Cake,&#8221; said Nour.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>* I\u2019m John, and I\u2019m Leno.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>* If I don\u2019t eat, Google Chrome.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>After laughing a bit <strong>with the jokes<\/strong> above, how about learning more about the benefits of laughter? When you\u2019re happy with yourself, it makes you keep your body relaxed. A good laugh relieves physical tension and stress, leaving your muscles relaxed for up to 45 minutes afterward.<\/p>\n<p>Still, your precious laughter stimulates the immune system and also reduces the release of stress hormones while increasing the number of immune cells and antibodies that fight infections, thus improving your resistance to diseases. Laughter triggers the release of endorphins, chemicals associated with the body\u2019s well-being. Pretty cool, right? <strong>#LetsLaughA Lot<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I hope I helped with the article!<br \/>\nShare your jokes in the comments! \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>Photo by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pexels.com\/photo\/men-s-white-button-up-dress-shirt-708440\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Helena Lopes<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sin duda, tener y mantener un buen sentido del humor contagioso es excelente, aunque tambi\u00e9n bastante complicado, debido al ajetreo de nuestra vida diaria. Siempre que podamos hacer algo para motivarnos, es bienvenido. 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